Porno Brunch
This is a glimpse of what I believe to be the highest concentration of polyester and other synthetic fabrics in Portland on this day. Katie received an invitation to go to a porno-themed brunch on this Valentine’s day. Everyone was encouraged to wear their interpretation of a 70s porno film actor or actress. I think the best accessory of the day goes to the girl wearing anal beads as a necklace. Walking around in our ridiculous outfits to buy champagne in Fred Meyer’s for the party was pretty fun. As were the penis and breast pancakes, gay porn and high waisted pants.More seriously, this was probably the best valentine’s day. I don’t normally celebrate such events but Katie and I decided to have a little fun with it this year. I was speechless at the end of the day, due in part to KLL making me a fantastic dinner from scratch, presenting me with a new straighrazor and writing me a very sweet and heartfelt note. Awesome in the literal sense.